Nice quick planting this morning at Wilmers Rd and still feeling the effects of Gryph's 21st on Friday night, I took my aging carcass up hill on the Stooge. Air was pumped into my lungs and oxygen burned hard in the meat wrapped around my bones. Gasping, I was. Up the usuals, Thomson's, jumpies twice then down the rocks pines gums, out through Skidder and into Shazza's. Different way, down Corporate this time then Uprooted (nearly finished!), over Skidder again and down the usuals. A wee break in the trees first
Sunday, July 19, 2026
Friday, July 10, 2026
Keeping our Wits About Us on View Hill in Matariki Weather.
T and me left Little Brook at 10.15ish. She walked and I rode at her pace. Nice conversational cruise. Sunshine and rain. Cold but well dressed for the occasion.
Steep walking or if too slippy. 2 hours we were past the gate, another 20 to the top in cloud and bitter wind.
T set off down and I had to head over to the leeward side (where we'd just been resting) finish my half-half-one-square before setting off (she ate hers as she walked). Down the ridge, into the freezing wind and cloud moisture, to find T a little lost. Guided her over and stayed with her for a while after that, keeping close until the gate, with riding treacherously slippery and rough. Her running was almost faster.
(Around an hour and a half in)
(at the top - bitterly cold wind driven fog)
Below the gate I got a bit more speed on, saying my goodbye to her. Rough as guts, and slippery to boot, speed and flow was not the way of the ride, until, the odd section. Then the smoother gravel. Lots of speed here but needing to keep it toned. Carefully, carefully down the concrete channeled section, feeling almost a little out of control but then gradually releasing the gravity beast and gaining velocity up, up into a crescendo, tires on gravel, wind, everything rushing quickly toward me. My old friend rapido-speed. Rolling rapidly, so comfortably, through past the Craw (Andrew? Was that you?) on the ladder, "gudday," "gudday."
Now the next gravel, a few pedal strokes once the speed was low enough for top gear, over the rise and coasting again, lovely brakes-unneeded descent to the seal, then down around main descent. Coasting faster and faster, no pedaling no braking needed until a couple of wee checks for corners. Bliss. Such a good speed and view and comfort level of flow and road and machine and body all working perfectly together. And a rainbow that I rode into before coming round on the bridge and lovely trees and bush either side and there was rain, all down here lit by the sun, floaty-motey droplets. Past the church and around past a woman walking entirely unaware of my approach and likely just as unaware of my departure. Speed building, shooting down past the beach, easing around the corner and, find the gear, start cranking... Final driveway, stopped and chatted with Adrian for a bit., then cranked on up the drive...
A reasonable 15.15 kms, and at least 762 m climbed (even if MMR only says it was 746...).
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Thursday, July 09, 2026
Nicely Decanted. Thursday's Troll, cattlestop trip-trapping.
Tra'y walking, me on Troll, up Menzies Bay Rd. Bye at the top and rolling, rolling, eyes watering, gravel-control, through the valley bottom then climbing, past the onga-onga, gently climbing, onwards and updwards, and stopping to take in the surging foam on the Decanters, then climbing, looking at the Millenium dawn walk Memorial (and time capsule (they're dreaming, "dont open until 2500," indeed!)) on up the road climbing still, past the yards, over the next cattlestop, around past the shed and shelterbelt, through the next cattlestop and only a little way further towards the first high point, turned back here, on account of Williams boy working the cattle, possibly to the road.
Rolled back down, gaining nice speed to gravel-control-zone, to find T just arriving at the Memorial thing. She turned back here, and I rolled briefly with her before hitting the rest of the down, gravel-grippage. Nice bomb down here, cruise-control in action, through the bottom and climbing again, up and grinding, or sitting and trying to spin - probably in favour of the former - learning to love the grind. Williams boy was on the road opposite as I was approaching the top. Surprising how slow his progress was down as I made my way to his gate. Rolling from here, gaining speed, keeping it in check (to a point). Fun blast. Check out the beach then home.
Overall, a ride comprised of lots of weather-matic adjustment to conditions, with sunshine and rainfall both, and cold winds and sheltered spots. 14.3 kms added up with 627.5 m ground-out of the ground.
Wednesday, July 08, 2026
Trolling Chorlton on the Wheelie
Buried beautiful boy Jetty-puss with a view of the property, which he always loved sniffing about and chasing sticks on, and then T and me went out for some exercise.
I rode along on the Troll with her, through Adrian's, up Luke's Rd and up to Chorlton. Realising as we rode that I've been riding the Troll for over 14 years. We continued up View Hill Rd a bit then decided that was enough. I let gravity take me, down across Chorlton-top and I pedalled into Long Lookout Rd to the first high point, took a pic of Raupo,
then turned back and rolled, like a pendulm, pedalling up to Tra'y for a kiss, then turned and rolled back down to the end of the seal that way again and then back, to hit the LAk Rd down. What a roll... Blasted through past the beach and out to the wharf thinking about when I used to run Jet down here, for another pic,
then back up home.
(doesn't look so bad out there, but there were showers all day)
(gloomy up valley)
<1/2 a km shy of 10, with a metre shy of 260 m climbed
Tuesday, July 07, 2026
RIP the best boy. Jet
Said goodbye to the best boy today. Poor old Jettypuss, best trail dog ever, when he could...
Buried not that far from where he was born, lived his life loved by us all.
Monday, July 06, 2026
Sunday, Necessary Short Jeht.
Should have got out earlier but didn't. T and me headed up and parted ways at the dog park carp ark. I bopped into the forest down and around onto Sleepy Hollow and climbed from there. Was really tired from yesterday's Hanmer jaunt, I guess? Up to 19th, then through gate and took the singletrack along and up, checking out the options for the climbing route, then back across to the bottom of Sesame and onto the grunter part way up. Up to top of Vic, taking a breather at Thomson's turn-off before heading up over down around the first jump, peeling right onto Worm.
Got rolling across the Traverse and pulled over to let a guy coming towards me through, at the same time as letting a dude on a titanium rigid looking flash thing through who was going my way. I said, you're going faster than me, and off he went and I proceeded to stay on his tail until the top part way up that first climb. I didn't care, he was way younger and fitter than me, but I did feel old and fat at that point. Continued, with nice flow, around, and had a near miss on the corner around below Sugarloaf (after the down, before the pullover sign), skidding and just avoiding a rider coming through "Sorry about that!" At the sign I checked on T's whereabouts and then could see her way down on the Bowenvale Valley track, so figured I'd give her time to get further up and so headed along the Traverse further. At the high point I could see she'd turned around so I rang her, we waved, the weather was coming in which was why she was turning around, so I did too and headed back. Nice flow back around to Vic, straight into the trees, jump one and two, down to fence, down rabbit, into rocks, pines, gums down and around. Where you dive left rather than out to Sesame near the bottom (where I'd climbed out), I stopped and cleared a bit of foliage that's been annoying me for a while now. Cleared the sight-line. Onwards down, into the conifers and down around, stopped here to clear some foliage too.
Then it was time head home. Down the singletrack, gate, over onto Heavenly for a lovely baff down, nicely nicely. After the oaks, and on the last stretch to the H'Ell, I stopped again, this time to scope out the possible route for a new exit out higher. I reckon I've got it. When things dry again, I'll head in with the pruning saw.
Only 8.6 kms and 282 m climbed, but worth every penny.
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Saturday, July 04, 2026
Saturday Dawn Raid on Tombstone, baby
Sweet ride on the Stooge on a bunch of new-to-me trails. Tombstone is really fun and perfect for the Stooge. Left the bach with T just before 8am, dawn - pretty much, and headed up Lucas Lane into the new to both of us trails. Grabbed CV Express and I left her here rolling ahead faster than her fast walking speed. I kept passing above her on all the switchbacks which was nice. Eventually I lost sight of her and then not long further got to the top of Tank. Good climb, will be nice once all the trees grow back up.
Dropped into Tank, which was a hoot. The Stooge performed really well, no sketch, no dice. Climbed out the end and then into the Yankee Zephyr climb, which was longer than I remembered, maybe because last time I did it was 2019 and the trees have grown considerably. At the kind of skidder site I peeled into the new (to me) Tombstone, which has a very nice climb. Some nice native under the larches and patches and generally a good grade, never too steep, but steady. Eventually got to the top of the climb, nice view up to Isabell, and it was time for the descent.and what a descent... Glorious flowy trail, just brought joy to my headstate. It was mint. Some of the most zen fun I've had for years. Super fun, able to get some speed, then some nice tech sections that keep you on your toes but aren't terrible. So much fun! Out the end and down onto the Dog Stream trail, where I headed back into the bridge (and noticed that the old descending line to the bridge is now closed. Headed up onto the road and up towards Big Foot.
Dropped into Tank, which was a hoot. The Stooge performed really well, no sketch, no dice. Climbed out the end and then into the Yankee Zephyr climb, which was longer than I remembered, maybe because last time I did it was 2019 and the trees have grown considerably. At the kind of skidder site I peeled into the new (to me) Tombstone, which has a very nice climb. Some nice native under the larches and patches and generally a good grade, never too steep, but steady. Eventually got to the top of the climb, nice view up to Isabell, and it was time for the descent.and what a descent... Glorious flowy trail, just brought joy to my headstate. It was mint. Some of the most zen fun I've had for years. Super fun, able to get some speed, then some nice tech sections that keep you on your toes but aren't terrible. So much fun! Out the end and down onto the Dog Stream trail, where I headed back into the bridge (and noticed that the old descending line to the bridge is now closed. Headed up onto the road and up towards Big Foot.
Actually started into Big Foot but then looked at the time and thought, nah, I'll just take the Fir Trail. Well remembered from the 12 hour event many (25?) years before, it's obviously changed a bit since then. Nice flow down, then left for the last few corners of Big Foot. Down from here, across Dog Stream for a waste of altitude loss down to Joliffe Rd, climbing up here who should appear but T, running! Hi!!! We parted ways again and I headed up to Red Rocks, all changed up here with the whole Timberlands face logged (and a new trail in there for descending). I peeled onto Red Rocks and rode it, thinking I'd take Eeny Meeny, but found myself heading all the way out to the end. Around onto Western Link and climb cruising around to bottom of Timberlands and into Swamp. Long climb up here (the road would be so much shorter!) and out top over onto Flax for a start then into Lower Flow, for a flowy groove, with again, lots of good speed and zen mind state.
Nearly 16 kms and nearly 500 m up. Hanmer always feels way more climb than it ends up being. What is that?
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